Costume Week

Alright everybody. Here's the Chaz.


(Not actually Chaz; just what Chaz is trying to look like for Saturday)

It's getting a little cold here. By cold, I actually mean my balls have shrunk three sizes in the last week. That's right; my balls are Grinchin'. But anyway, because of the cold, I pulled out my winter trunk; sweaters, jackets, long sleeves, turtlenecks...all the clothing which I will burn as soon as I graduate and move back to Cali.

Anyway, I put on a dark navy turtleneck and a pair of white cords and I looked in the mirror, and there was a yachtsman staring back at me. All I've got to do is find some sort of pin and some sort of hat and I'm set. I might even carry around the sailor's cigarette.

Anyway, I've gotta split. I hope the sailor thing is going to be good enough to net some chicks at Bauhaus.

-Chaz