Wrath Of Alf

I am reporting on behalf of Alfonzo. We have put everything in place for phase two, and we are now waiting for the right time to spring the trap.

Here's how it went down: We obtained the reefer the weekend before last, and I've held onto it since then. I had to spend more time with Brody than I usually do, getting him drunk and asking him weird questions; things about the layout of his room, when he's in there and all that jazz. Alfonzo then wrapped the skunk in a plastic bag, wrote "Brody" on it in sharpie, and put the bag in a sock. We gave it to Alan, who's been spending a lot of time in the suite next door (Shout-out to Marina); Alan had mentioned how he floats in and out of Brody's suite a lot, and nobody seems to notice or care too much. So we gave him the sock, and told him to hide it somewhere where nobody would find it unless they knew what to look for. Alfonzo made sure that Alan didn't know what he was doing, so he isn't caught up in everything if the bottom falls out.

Well, Alan got back to Alfonzo just a couple hours ago, and he says he hid it somewhere that nobody will ever look or even stumble across. Alfonzo knows where, but I don't (he's a secretive bastard). He's taken off for Westfield and he says he's going to stay the whole weekend, so as to have an alibi in case somebody accuses him. From there, he'll tip off WUPD, and the fireworks begin.

I wonder what would happen if Alfonzo spent half as much time on homework as he does on Brody. He could be the president, or the manager of a Wolfgang Puck restaurant. I hope I never piss him off, though. The Brody obsession can only last so long, and I'm not about to bring down the wrath of Alf.

I wish he'd tell me more about his plans. I still don't know anything past Phase Two. He keeps talking like there's something left to do after this, but I can't imagine what more we could do to him. Maybe I don't want to know. At least he could tell me why he hates him so much; we all have our reasons, but we don't all weave doom and destruction in our spare time. It makes you wonder... what happened between the two of them to make Alfonzo so angry?

Eh, it's almost Friday, which means it's almost WILD, which means I'll be so drunk in 24 hours that I can already feel the effects.

-Chaz