Welcome To The World Of Chaz

Yeah, so, my friend Jesse and I were watching his fish and talking. You know, about why they don't flip onto their backs until they die, or why salt is iodized, or the difference between wine and everclear with cranberry juice in it. And I launched into a story about all the sexxxy ladies I'm going to chill with this semester. And he told me that instead of wasting my stories on him, I should post them on the internet. It's brilliant! The perfect way to preserve my insight and wit, by sparing myself the burden of savage retellings!

So, this is it.

-Chaz